Thursday, April 12, 2007

Postpartum Deception

I don't normally talk to my television. Honest.
Last night though... Granted, it was only two words, but in those two syllables, I think that I really got through to my tv. We seemed to come to a new understanding in that moment. Last night, after that very brief conversation, my television, and more specifically, Lost, did something that I've been begging it to do for months.
Nope, it didn't show me a better lit, topless version of last week's mud wrestling.

It gave me ANSWERS.
Not just questions dressed up in answer-ish clothing, although there were some of those too. Actual, "This is how..." answers. Not a lot of answers, but more than I expected.
I was so surprised that I forgot to talk to it about the mud wresting thing.

Oh, the two words I said to my television? Keep reading...

This week, we pick up some time after where we left off. The little group of Jack, Kate, Sayid and Juliette are trekking back across the island to the beach camp. Obviously, they've left the perimeter mystery fence behind. For everyone who wondered just how they'd get back over it on the return trip, we can only guess that Juliette let them through with her code. A lot of folks also wondered whether or not the beach gang would pull up stakes and move into Otherville once they learned about it and the fact that the Others have abandoned it. I'd say that Juliette will probably do her best to save her fence activation code as a hole card. Just a guess, but I'd say it's pretty likely.

After a while, Sayid suggests that they use the remaining light to set up camp. Jack offers to gather fire wood and Kate volunteers herself, leaving Sayid and Juliette alone. As they gather wood for the fire, Kate asks Jack about his week with the Others. He reminds her about the deal he made with Ben to get off the island.

"Kept my head down, did what I was supposed to, didn't ask any questions."

The Jack we've all come to know and love.

Back at the makeshift camp, Juliette feels Sayid's eyes on her.

"Okay. Let's have it."

"I want to know what you people are doing on this island. Why you're terrorizing us. Making lists. Kidnapping children. I want to know everything."

(*Conversations with inanimate objects side note. THIS was the moment I mentioned earlier. I actually spoke to my television. Along with probably a million or more other Lost fans, I actually said "ME TOO!" out loud. Really loud. With glee. Lots of glee. While dozens of other thoughts flashed through my mind right then, like "Why the Hell Jack never asked her that, the "ME TOO!" just ran over all the other thoughts and jumped out of my mouth. While I may not have convinced the tv to provide all the answers I'm looking for, I was just SO happy to have one of the characters ask the questions we all ask, and ask someone who might actually be able to answer some of them!*)

"But the first thing I'd like to know is: Who are you?"

Juliette and her sister drive up to a gated building, where Ethan and Mr. Alpert meet her. Turns out it's a little known airport, with high enough security that Juliette has to say goodbye to her sister at the gate. Her sister's cancer is in remission, she's pregnant thanks to Juliette's research and since the contract that Juliette has agreed to is only for six months, she should be back long before Rachel is ready to give birth.




The gate closes slowly as Juliette's sister watches from the other side of the bars.

No symbolism there.

Back at the campsite, Juliette composes herself and answers "If I told you who I was, if I told you everything that I know, you'd kill me."

"What do you think I'll do if you don't?"

I've never wanted to hug an Iraqi man so bad in my life.

(*Dialogue side note. "If I told you who I was", not "If I tell you who I am". I'm guessing that experienced interrogator Sayid will notice this odd word usage. It's odd enough that he'd take note of it and wonder about the person she used to be.*)

Just then, Jack returns with the firewood and warns Sayid to leave Juliette alone.

"Sooner or later, she'll answer my questions."

"She'll answer your questions when she's ready. And you'll wait until she is. She's under my protection."

Considering the look that Sayid shoots him, it looks like the predicted leadership struggle with Sawyer isn't the only challenge in Jack's future. Kate didn't seem very impressed either.

At the beach camp, Charlie hears Aaron crying and is concerned when Claire sleeps through the racket. When he gets her to wake up, she's under the weather, so Charlie takes Aaron and lets her get some rest.

Sayid leads the group through the undergrowth at a clip. Juliette hangs with her protector, and the two do their best to keep up with the angry interrogator. She is realistic about the amount of time it will take to change the hearts and minds of the group she's about to join.

"My people kept Sayid chained to a swing set for three days, then I dragged Kate into the jungle, handcuffed myself to her and lied about it. How much time do you think they need?"



"We'll be back to our beach in a couple of hours, they should be over it by then."

At the airport, we see a sign for "Herarat Aviation".

(*Anagram side note. The obvious, Her A Rat and the less obvious "Ah, I treat ovarian" were the best I could come up with*)

As Juliette has her vital signs taken by Ethan, Mr. Alpert pours a glass full of orange juice and makes no secret of adding a packet full of white powder to the drink. When he offers it to her, she asks what it is that she'd be drinking.

"That is orange juice with a considerable amount of tranquilizer mixed in."

It seems that the trip to the mystery destination can be "kind of intense."

When she tells the two men that she was "Fine with signing all of your paperwork, fine with agreeing to not talk to anyone in my life for six months, fine with the fact that no one in the medical community has ever heard of Mittelos Bioscience," implying that she isn't "fine" with drinking a big glass of date rape, instead of getting defensive about all the secrecy, Alpert asks simply "Why were you fine with all of those things?"

He figures that down deep, she knows that this isn't just a job opportunity, but a chance to be involved with something very special.

"You took a woman, your own sister, whose reproductive system was ravaged by chemotherapy, who was sterile and made her pregnant. You created life where life wasn't supposed to be. That's a gift, Juliette."

Um...that's the kind of gift Dr. Frankenstein had...

"You have a gift. Now don't you feel you're meant to do something significant with it..."

As he expounds on the virtues that he thinks that Juliette perceives, she proves him right by downing the entire glass of juice in one shot.




"Um...you probably shouldn't have drunk that so fast..."

When she wakes up, she's strapped to a cot, but it isn't long before Ethan comes along and releases her.

"Sorry I had to strap you in, but the last leg is always a little bumpy." Juliette discovers that she's actually in a submarine and that the submarine is tied to a simple looking dock, somewhere tropical. As she gets her bearings, Ben walks up and introduces himself. They shake hands and Ben leads her off the dock to her new life.

(*Head scratching side note. What could possibly make a submarine ride "bumpy"? I smell more ammunition for my oft mentioned "Island in a Bottle" theory.*)

On the beach, Claire, looking like death in a sweater, walks up to the group that is taking care of Aaron, looking for aspirin for her pounding headache. Sawyer in a seriously uncharacteristic moment offers to fetch her some, presumably from his own personal stash. As he heads off to the Dharmacy (*thanks LB*), he spots Jack emerging from the jungle, followed by Kate and Sayid.

A big, happy reunion takes place, with everyone dropping whatever they were doing to welcome the wayward castaways back to the beach. Hurley's in there, giving away those big, sweaty man hugs like candy and even Sawyer is happy enough to see Doctor J. that they share their very own man hug. I know girls who would sell their husbands for a chance to be the meat in that sandwich.

Speaking of community property, Kate shares a tender moment with Sawyer, which gets rudely interrupted when Sawyer notices Juliette standing outside the warmth of the group hug.

Later on, Hurley joins Juliette as she sits quietly on the beach.

"I don't remember you from the dock, where you put bags on our heads, after you shocked us."

"I had the day off."




Hurley's good nature slips just a little during their conversation.

"The last one of you guys that came over here, Ethan? He kidnapped Claire and Charlie got upset. We buried him over there." That's the closest the big man has ever come to saying something mean to anyone. He even managed to work in a veiled threat, although I'm not sure that threatening to sic Charlie on her is really the best way to intimidate her...

In an operating room, presumably in the "Staff" station, judging by the insignia on his scrubs, Ethan looses a patient on the table as Juliette looks on..




Goodwin does his best to comfort her. She leaves and Ben finds her staring out at the surf.

"It was Sabine's choice to get pregnant. She knew she was taking a risk."

Apparently, the women on the island can't carry a baby to term. Juliette's theory is that whatever the problem is, it happens at conception and the only way she can prove that it to take a woman off the island, back to Miami and start a pregnancy there. Ben absolutely forbids it. When Juliette plays the "My sister will be giving birth soon" card, he counters with the revelation that her sister's cancer has returned and she won't survive the pregnancy. He even has documentation with him to prove it to her.

Convenient, don't you think?

He promises that if Juliette stays and finishes her work, Jacob will personally cure Rachel's cancer.

"Jacob said that he would take care of it himself. Unless, of course, you don't have faith in him." Judging by the look on Juliette's face and the fact that we know that she stays, she obviously does have great faith in Jacob, whoever the list maker turns out to be.

In another shocking moment in Lost history, the entire group is meeting to talk about recent developments. Can it be? They're actually going to share information and experiences before something that one of them knows about turns up and bites someone else in the ass?

I don't believe it.

They're discussing the new addition to the camp, and what they should do about her. Sawyer has the "wacky idea" to "sic our resident Iraqi on her. Let him do what he does."

"No. I don't do that anymore."

"Well, ain't that convenient."

Jack tries to convince them to give her some time before hammering her with questions, but everyone else is distrustful enough that they want to press the issue.

"The fact that I trust her should be enough."

"It's not."

Dexter changes the subject before Jack and Sayid's disagreement can drive them to contest tribal leadership. He wants to know where Locke has gone. This leads to the revelation that Locke destroyed what might have been the only way off the island and that Jack was going to be allowed to leave as payment for saving Ben's life. Sawyer isn't impressed by the fact that Jack saved Ben at all.

"Should have let that bug-eyed bastard die."

Kate tries to diffuse the situation by reminding Sawyer that Jack performed the life saving surgery to keep both the her and Sawyer from being summarily executed.

"Something you want to ask me, Sawyer?"

"Yeah, Jack, I want to ask why you're fighting every single one of us and stickin' up for one of them."

Ooh, now Sawyer is getting on the "anyone but Jack for president" train. Is it possible? Are we about to see a coup d'island? Could my series long dream of someone other than Jack finally being put in charge be about to come true?

Nope. Claire shows up just in the nick of time and proceeds to faint and bleed all over the meeting before anything productive can happen, giving Jack a chance to regain some of his prestige by doing some doctoring.

Damn it, Claire. You just couldn't be more annoying if you were sand in my undies.

As they carry Claire back to her tent, Juliette asks "What happened to her?"

Sun translates Jin's response.

"He says: 'What do you care?'" Jin's English is improving. Sun's recently developed bitchy streak is keeping pace.

Juliette runs to Kate, begging her to go get Jack so she can talk to him.

"...I think I know what's wrong with Claire."

"Why?"

"Because I did it to her."

This last produces results. The newly formed Sawyer/Sayid Island Reform Coalition watches in disgust as Jack consults with the tribe's newest addition.

"Givin' you a bad feelin' in your stomach?" Sayid can only nod.

Juliette explains to Jack and Kate that Claire is suffering from withdrawal, as a drug that Juliette designed to keep her alive through the last stages of her pregnancy leeches from her system. According to the Other Dr. J., all the pregnancies on the island result in the death of the mother before the child can be born. Until Claire.

Here come some of those answers I mentioned.

Juliette explains how Ethan infiltrated the camp and started taking blood samples from Claire.

That sheds light on the "nightmares" that Claire had shortly before she was kidnapped. Ethan was responsible and she wasn't just dreaming.

The samples showed that Claire was suffering the same symptoms that Juliette had seen in other pregnancies, so they set about trying to save her, but Hurley's census uncovered the fact that Ethan wasn't originally on the plane, forcing him to improvise and snatch Claire out of the camp. He did it on his own, apparently without sanction from the Others, and despite the criminal means employed, Ethan saved Claire's life by making sure she got the injections of Juliette's magic serum.

The flashback that happens while she's talking sheds light on the fact that Hurley has somehow gained weight on the Dharma Diet.




If they let her, Juliette can save Claire, but they have to trust her.

"Jack, I can fix this, I just need the serum. Ethan kept a stash of medical supplies near the cave where he used to live. If I go, right now, I can be back before it's too late."

"Do it."

The next scene seems to answer the "Were Ben and Juliette intimate?" question some folks have been asking. Turns out that Juliette was intimate with a dish of ice cream. Oh, and Goodwin.

A knock at the door brings a set of x-rays to Juliette. The infamous spinal tumor has come to light just one day before Juliette will have been on the island for three years. She heads over to Ben's to break the news.

"I was just finishing 'Carrie'. Still don't know why you picked it, but boy, is it depressing."

Speaking of depressing...

"You have a tumor."

Considering that cancer is unheard of in their little community, Ben is understandably surprised when Juliette tells him he has a tumor.

"Well, you've just told me that I have cancer, Juliette, of course I'm surprised."

"No, I told you that you had a tumor."

She makes this semantic distinction because Ben told her that no one on the island ever had cancer. He made her believe that they had cured her sister of her cancer. Ben's cancer makes her think that he lied to her, which he vehemently denies.

"I told you the truth. I gave you my word."

Juliette begs him to let her go home, but he won't. Or can't. Or both.

Back in the jungle, Juliette finds a tree marked with a strange symbol.



(*Trivia side note. Thanks to Wesb for giving me the head's up that this symbol seems to be the Cyrillic letter "Zhe". Hmm...a Cyrillic letter? Was Ethan Russian? Are there any Russians on the island? Hmm...*)
(Continuity side note. Juliette and Jack had their "magic serum" talk by torchlight. Juliette finds the tree in full daylight. How frikkin' far from camp was Ethan stashing this stuff?*)


She finds a case at the base of the tree, but just as she's about to check the contents, the new SSIRC (Sawyer/Sayid Island Reform Coalition ) shows up and interrupts. The two men have her back away from the case as she tries to explain that it contains only medical supplies for Claire and that Jack knows all about it.

"Jack ain't here right now, is he?"

Sayid reminds her of her earlier statement. "You said earlier, if you told me everything you knew, I'd kill you. I'm going to test the validity of that statement."

"You know, it's interesting that you two are now the camp's moral police."

She side tracks the two men by bringing up their less than saintly pasts. She points out that Sayid's past is full of screaming torture victims and that Sawyer's last significant act before leaving Australia was to kill a man in cold blood.

(*Other omniscience side note. Seeing as how they know about Sawyer's run in with the unfortunate shrimp vendor that he was mislead into believing was the man who destroyed his family, and seeing as how Sawyer was deported by the authorities for brawling in a bar, rather than being tried by said authorities for murder, it follows that the Others know more about this incident than the cops. I sense the imminent return of Agent Doggett...er, the T1000, er...Sawyer's buddy there, the con man who brought him the info on shrimp guy. Either that or the whole thing was actually the fault of Proto-Sawyer, better known as Cooper and Juliette learned of it from him...*)

"I'm taking that medication back to Claire, and you're going to let me. Because if she doesn't get it, she's gonna die. And the last thing either of you need right now is more blood on your hands."

Isn't medication like this normally stored in a refrigerator? How long could a serum like this last, sitting in a case under a tree in the tropics?

Back in Juliette's home away from home, a familiar tune comes out of Juliette's cd player. We see her relive the moments leading up to the arrival of Flight 815 on the island. We again see Ben place Ethan and Goodwin as survivors among those fortunate enough to survive.

Ben takes Juliette on a walk, so they can talk about something important. He takes her to see Mikhail at the communications station.

At the station, they learn that Mikhail already has a number of details about the plane that "fell out of the sky" (*Odd choice of words, don't you think?*) and is working on detailed dossiers on all the passengers.

Since it's obvious that the communications station allows them fairly normal real time access to the outside world, now we have a pretty good idea how the Others knew so much about the survivors. Google!




Ben is also interested in uplinking to Richard in Acadia park. Richard sends them a real time feed, including a shot of that day's newspaper to show that the shot is live. The shot is of Rachel and a child, who she named "Julien". It seems that Ben wasn't a liar after all. When he cuts the feed, he instructs Richard to return, as they may have some new visitors.

When Juliette again begs to be allowed to go home, Ben reminds her that leaving is not part of their agreement. She is to stay until her work is complete.

"It's impossible. The mothers keep dying."

"Then we'll find more mothers. Who knows? Maybe there's even one on that plane."

Juliette returns with the medication. Charlie objects to Juliette injecting Claire. This from a guy who, after the Dharma food drop, gave the new mom a case full of unmarked and unidentified serum and an injector gun and suggested that it would be a good idea if she use it on her baby.

Jack forces Charlie to back off by playing on they Brit's trust of him and his good intentions. He warns the Other Dr. J. that if the injection doesn't work, he will no longer be able to protect her. She'll be on her own.

"I'm already on my own, Jack."

The injection is given and in reasonably short order, Claire comes around. Crown a new camp hero...




The group even offers a lean to that they've been using for shade for her to use for a temporary shelter.

"They're good people. They're willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but eventually, they're gonna need some answers."



"Why don't you? You keep talking about them. Why don't I ever have to explain myself to you?"

"You were there. Standing right next to me when that submarine exploded. In that moment, I saw it in your eyes. You want to get off this island more than anything else in the world. That makes you one of us."

Jack is such a good judge of character.

Flash to Juliette and Ben sitting at a table.



"Let's go over it again."

"I know what to do."

"Let's go over it again, just to be sure."

"I drag Austen out into the jungle, handcuff myself to her, then tell her I was gassed just like she was."

"And if she catches you in the lie?"

"I'll admit to it. Tell her it was the only way to earn her trust."

"Good. What then?"

"They'll take me back to the beach. I know you want me to go there, but after everything we've done to them, it's going to be a problem."

"We've activated the implant in Claire. She should be symptomatic within the next 48 hours. By the time you get to that camp, you'll have a nice big crisis to solve."

So, now we know that Juliette actually is a mole after all. This particular answer comes with at least one question in the box with it though. Ben sent her as an agent for him, using the crisis with Claire as a way of helping his operative gain the camp's trust. Assuming his ploy works, we're still left wondering where Juliette's loyalties ultimately lie. Jack was right about her wanting to go home more than anything in the world. We have a pretty fair idea that she'd betray any of the survivors to fulfill that wish, but would she risk betraying Ben?

Ben's last words to Juliette before they part company?

"See you in a week."

Me and my tv need to have a nice long talk tonight.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Kate-Fights

I'm going out on a limb this week and saying that Lost has really got it's mojo back. The balance between adventure, humour and drama that it struck so well back in Season 1 and seemed to forget how to do in Season 2 has returned with consistency in the second part of this Season. Once again, the show seems to be firing on all cylinders and that's good news for fans like me. The last few episodes have worked well on almost every level, so those of us who worried that maybe our Wednesday night love affair might be turning into a marriage of convenience can breathe a big sigh of relief. The fire really is back.

This week, we got a bunch of the elements that make Lost so much fun to watch: Previously unimagined connections, terror filled running through the jungle of death, Kate kickin' ass, the return of the Smoke Monster, and awkward camp politics.

As a bonus, we even got an homage to buddy movies. All that was really missing was a car jumping a gorge at the end. Maybe Hurley'd lend Kate the Microbus....

More on running a good con, women in handcuffs, wet girlfights, and learning to say "I'm sorry" after the jump.

Kate finds herself in handcuffs in the Others' recreation room. As she contemplates escape, she sees Juliette pass by a window, and decides to set an ambush. With a trusty pool cue and using the tried and true "Prisoner behind the door" trick, she gets ready to kick some Other ass. The door opens. Kate swings and misses as Juliette ducks out of the way. Like Jack before her, Kate underestimates Juliette, who proceeds to flip her effortlessly to the floor.

FLIP

It's really true what Kate told Lefty way back in Season 1. They really do listen to Patsy Cline everywhere. While "Walkin' after midnight" plays in the background, we see that Kate' s car has broken down and is going to take a couple of days to fix. She gives the name "Lucy" to the tow-truck driver. He drops her and her ailing vehicle at a gas station where a familiar face is running a familiar con. It's Cassidy, the woman that Sawyer conned out of her life savings way back in the "Long Con" episode in Season 2. She's trying to run the "hot necklaces, cheap" scam, but guy she's picked as a mark isn't buying it. In fact, he's threatening to call the cops, which is what piques Kate's interest. We all know that darlin' Kate has strong reasons to not be where the police are. To keep the savvy gent from calling the local constabulary, she jumps in, fakes jewelry expertise and buys one of the necklaces. The old guy gives up and walks away, much to both women's relief.

When Cassidy asks Kate why she helped her, Kate claims it was just one gal helping another. Cassidy's not buying that though. She figures out that Kate's real motive in saving the day was to avoid a call to the police. She offers a ride in return for Kate buying her a drink.

Ah, girl-girl bonding.

Back in her makeshift cell in the recreation room, Kate is idly handling the pieces of a backgammon set when Locke enters the room. Oddly, he's not shackled. She's understandably a bit confused, asking if they captured him too.

"Yes, but only temporarily."

He's come to say goodbye, which confuses poor Kate even further. She fears that Locke has been brainwashed. It seems that Locke has thrown his lot in with the Others and is voluntarily leaving with them, while Jack and Kate are going to have to be left behind. Locke tried to make a case for her, apparently, telling the Others that she was a good person, but then they told him who she was and what she'd done.

"Forgiveness isn't one of their strong suits."

SORRY KATE

On the beach, Sawyer has put the Agatha Christie away and is once again reading Watership Down. Hurley walks by and gives the con man a kick to get his attention. The big man has come to warn him that the group is considering voting to banish him from the camp because of his selfish and disrespectful behavior. He suggests that perhaps Sawyer could make amends before it comes to that.

"I don't do 'amends'."

"You might want to ask yourself about all the good stuff that comes from being a part of this...society. I mean you can't even feed yourself. You use our latrines, you drink the water that Steve brings every morning to the trough..."

(*Detail detective side note. Sawyer was reading "Watership Down" WAY back in Season 1, in a couple of episodes, most notably in "White Rabbit" which is the episode when Jack gives his "Live together, die alone" speech. Watership Down is about a group of bunnies trying to find a home, and it is heavy with themes of home and building a working society, with home and society defined not only as a place of shelter, but one of happiness where the bunnies can live, grow, play and find spiritual harmony together. Agatha Christie as they investigated the mysterious deaths of Nikki and Paulo, Watership Down as Hurley tries to keep Sawyer from being banished from his home...*)

Sawyer blows the whole idea off, throwing in a "You sir, Hugo, are rotund, annoying and you're ruining my damn view."

Hurley tries to warn him that he's making a big mistake by not doing more to work within their "society".

Flies are buzzing around the remains of Kate's sandwich as she lies on the floor. As she reluctantly gives in to hunger, she hears a commotion outside. The Others seem to be preparing to leave, just as Locke inferred they were going to. She watches helplessly as they don gas masks and start leaving, but before they leave, they take the time to toss a gas canister into the room with her. Panicking, she tries frantically to wrench the window open, but the gas overcomes her before she has the chance.

In another room, with a different pool table in the background, Cassidy asks Kate her name. When she hesitates, Cassidy calls her on it.

"Next time somebody asks you, don't think about it."

"I didn't..."

"Not even for a second."

Let's all take a moment to enjoy the unexpected, but ever-so-cool, fact that some of Kate's survival skills flow from Sawyer to Cassidy to her. Of course, training in the fine art of deception isn't the only thing of his that both these gals have enjoyed...

Ah, girl-girl bonding.

Cassidy wants to know why Kate is trying to avoid the law. Kate tells her about killing her step-father, because he was a "Bad guy," and how she's in Iowa to see her Mom. Cassidy figures that "Lucy" hasn't got a chance of seeing her Mom, since the Feds are going to be watching her too closely for "Lucy" to have a chance in hell of getting to see her without getting caught. Cassidy offers to help, because she fell in love with the wrong guy. He conned her, embarrassed her, took her life savings and he too was a "Bad guy", so she figures at least one of them deserves something good.

In the jungle, Kate slowly wakes up. Looking around, she finds herself still handcuffed, only not the way she was. Now she's cuffed to someone else.

Juliette.

Ah, girl-girl bondage.

On the beach, Sawyer is doing his best to prove Hurley wrong and feed himself. He's fishing. Down the beach, Jin and Sun are bringing in a net full of fish. When he tries to nod a polite greeting to Sun, she glares daggers back at him.

"Ain't gonna get the Korean vote."

He does actually manage to catch a fish. He even makes an incompetent attempt to gut and clean it.

Failing miserably at the task of feeding himself, Sawyer goes hat in hand to Hurley, asking the big man's guidance in making amends and avoiding banishment.

"Dude, you stink."

PU

The first thing that Hurley asks of him is an apology for the names he's called him.

"I'm really sorry I called you rotund."

"Really?"

"Ah, God, you're worse than a girl. C'mon, let's spread the love..."

Speaking of Sawyer and his love spread, cut back to Kate and her new partner in the Island's first annual three-legged race. She spies a knife in Juliette's pocket and carefully extracts it. Before she has a chance to do anything with it, Juliette grabs her by the wrist and demands to know what she's doing there.

Eventually, she lets Kate's wrist go and watches as her former captive goes to work on the cuff lock with the knife. The blade is too large to jimmy the lock with, so for the moment, they're stuck. Kate asks what happened to Juliette.

"I was making a cup of tea, canister came in through the window."

"So, what'd you do to piss 'em off?"

I guess the Others really don't like tea.

Kate wants to go back to the village and try to find Jack and Sayid. She tells Juliette about Locke coming to say goodbye and what he said about the Others leaving. Juliette seems genuinely puzzled when she asks where the Others went.

"Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell is going on."

A woman wearing Kate's hat, Kate's hair and jacket walks up to a building, dragging a case on wheels behind her.

(*Kate fan side note. Full points for getting the walk right, but the second she came into the frame, I KNEW it wasn't Evangeline Lilly dragging that case. I'd know that ass a mile away.*)

When she knocks on the door, Kate's Mom answers. The two women stare at each other for a moment and then all hell breaks loose.

Kate's nemesis, the Marshall is there, gun drawn, ready to haul his prize back to prison, only it's not Kate, but Cassidy, posing as a door to door bible saleslady. Through a pair of binoculars, Kate watches the scene unfold.

When Cassidy returns to Kate's hotel room, she wants to know why seeing her Mom would be worth risking running the gauntlet of all those cops and a Marshall with a personal grudge against her. Kate explains that her Mom was the one who turned her in, despite the fact that she killed her drunk, wife beating step-father after setting up a nice fat insurance policy so her Mom would be taken care of. Seems that Mamma Austen chose Wayne over Kate in the end and Kate wants to know why.

In the jungle, Kate is trying to follow the trail the Others left when they dragged the two of them out into the trees. Juliette looks up and in a very "Locke" like tone tells Kate that it's going to rain (Well, of course it's going to rain. Two women are about to slug it out and there isn't any other way that they can get wet out here in the middle of nowhere...) and suggests they wait until morning to get back to the village.

When it starts to rain, Juliette stops them and tells Kate that she hopes that she's not going back just for Jack. Juliette's little tirade sends Kate over the edge and she throws the first punch.

I've been waiting to see Kate get into a good rain soaked jungle rumble since they introduced Ana Lucia, way back when. Gotta love a show that knows its audience.

After lots of punching, kicking, flipping and rolling around on the muddy ground, Kate gets the upper hand, landing on top of Juliette and twisting her arm painfully behind her back. She exerts a bit too much pressure and manages to dislocate Juliette's shoulder with a sickening crunch.

As the blond doctor writhes on the ground in agony, Kate hears a sound even more chilling than the dislocating shoulder joint made. That's right, Smokey is out there somewhere and by the sounds of it, that somewhere isn't very far away.

Helping Juliette to her feet, the two women pelt headlong into the jungle, trying to put distance between them and the Island's Big Bad. When it becomes obvious that they can't out run Smokey, Kate finds a bamboo stand for them to hide in. She clamps her hand over Juliette's mouth to keep the blond woman's cries of pain and panicked questions from giving away their position.

Smokey doesn't need to hear them to find them though. It comes right up to their hiding place and then exhibits some new behavior. Four quick flashes of blinding light happen in succession and then it backs off into the jungle, leaving the two women shaken but intact.

Was it taking pictures? Dosing them with radiation? Some kind of psychic scan? Trying to see through their wet shirts?

Back in camp, Hurley is coaching Sawyer through the foreign territory of being truly kind to people. He wants Sawyer to make nice with Claire, since she's influential and her vote will go a long way to tipping the vote in favour of letting Sawyer remain in the camp. Sawyer figures that since he never did anything bad to Claire, there's no reason for her not to want him to stay.

"Naw, but you never did anything good for her either. And have you ever even asked how Aaron is?"

"Well, I know how he is. He cries loud and he smells."

"See, that's what I'm talkin' about. You're sarcastic. People don't like that."

(*Character development side note. Didn't it seem odd that an accomplished con man would need coaching on how to be nice to people? Sure, it's not his nature, but you'd think it would at least be one of his skill sets...*)

After Hurley's instructions, Sawyer approaches Claire and makes a really awkward "nice guy" overture.

"I just came by to say your baby's...he's not as wrinkly as he was a couple of weeks ago..."

Claire accepts the compliment and the blanket, earning Sawyer a thumbs up from Hurley.
Back in the stand of bamboo, once they decide that they're safe, Riggs Getz Murtaugh to help her pop her shoulder back in. If those two ever get on the same side, they'll make a real Lethal Weapon.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

While they are about the business of popping Juliette's shoulder back together, Kate learns that her little soul (and other bits) bearing episode with Sawyer was caught on camera and seeing it broke Jack's heart and that's why Jack told her not to come back, not because he was trying to save her.

Sawyer has partnered up with Desmond, of all people, and the two of them are out boar hunting. Desmond is understandably curious why Sawyer would want to be his new hunting partner. It seems that Sawyer has figured out that with money not being worth anything on the island, meat is the currency of bribes. And he has a mess of people to bribe.

BOARING

After a quick shot of Kate and Juliette waking and heading off to find the Others' Village, cut to a diner where Kate's Mom is serving chili to Cassidy. As she walks away, Cass slides the bowl to the edge of the table so that when Mamma Austen passes her a quick flip spills it all over her. Mamma Austen heads to the Ladies' Room to fix the damage. She's stopped cold when Kate walks in.

(*Side note. Is it just me or did Mamma Austen look freakishly like Juliette in this scene?*)

SEPARATED

Kate asks her question.

"I wanna know why you told them what I did to Wayne."

"I thought maybe you came because you wanted to say you were sorry."

"I'm not sorry."

Mamma Austen explains that despite the fact that Wayne used to beat her, she loved him.

Kate killed the man she loved. That's why she told the police what Kate had done. Because Kate is her daughter, she's not going to tell her two police shadows that Kate is there, but she warns her that if she ever sees her again, the first thing she'll do is yell for help. That's a promise we've already seen her keep.

Walking through the jungle, Kate and Juliette discuss Jack. Kate figures that Juliette doesn't really know Jack. Juliette knows a bit about him.

YOUDONTKNOWJACK

"I know where he was born. I know what his parents did for a living. I know that he was married and who he was married to. I know why he got a divorce. I know how his father died. I know his height, his weight and his blood type. What do you know about him, Kate?"

Forget "Love Triangles". We're into Quadratic Equation territory. I can't keep track anymore.

Fortunately for Kate, Smokey chooses that moment to reappear, forcing the she-cats in chains to sheath their claws and run like hell. During their flight, they fall face first into a nice slimy mud puddle. Too bad Smokey's on their collective tails or we might have been able to enjoy round three, this time in the mud. Alas, they are forced to continue running. Spectator sports will have to wait for another time.

A short run from the mud, they run up against the Others fence posts. I hesitate to call them the "sonic" fence posts, since I'm not certain they are sonic in nature. Whatever they are, Juliette tries to convince Kate that it's safe to cross them, because they're off. When Kate refuses to budge, Juliette pulls out a handcuff key and unlocks her cuff and crosses the fence line, leaving a stunned Kate lying on the ground.

With some coaxing, Kate too crosses the fence line, just in time for Juliette to activate it and save them both from Smokey.

SMOKE

"Alright. We don't know what it is, but we know it doesn't like our fences."

While she's probably grateful that Juliette just saved her life, Kate's pissed that she's been played for a fool.

PISSED

"You had a key."

"They left me behind, too. They gassed me. I know that you don't care, but the people I spent the last three years of my life with, they just left me. I thought that maybe, maybe if I could make you think that we were in it together, maybe I wouldn't get left behind again."

Kate snags Juliette's key, takes off the remaining cuff and heads off towards the village without a look back. Juliette, left with few options, follows.

On the beach, Sawyer is playing host, chef and waiter to the camp. Sawyer reminds Charlie to remember his hospitality when the time comes for him to vote. Charlie hasn't got a clue what Sawyer is talking about. Slowly, realization dawns that the con man has himself been conned. Let's see. Jack, Kate, Ben and now Hurley have all gotten the better of Sawyer by playing his own game against him. When he confronts Hurley about it, Hurley denies that it was actually a con. He just wanted to help Sawyer cement himself in his new, if unsolicited, role as leader. With Jack, Kate, Locke and Sayid gone, Sawyer is IT.

"Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude."

"What if I don't wanna be the leader?"

"Well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude."

Don't look now, but that makes Hurley the power behind the throne. Big throne.

BOARED

As some soft music plays in the background, Sawyer sees the peace and contentment he's brought to the camp and seems to accept his new role. He even takes baby Aaron in his arms for the first time, to the delight of Claire. He catches Sun's eye...

Still not getting the Korean vote.

At the Other's village, Juliette volunteers to go find Sayid while Kate gets Jack.

Now, I'm just a guy, so I might not be reading this right, but I got the sense that this was one woman lording her superiority over another, rather than a magnanimous gesture on Juliette's part. More "You can try, but he's mine" than "Go ahead, I want you to have him".

Kate bursts in to the room where Jack was staying, finding two gas canisters on the ground, which is likely why he's still unconscious a full day later than the two women who were exposed to the fresh air and only a single canister each.

She shakes him awake and explains that the Others have gone, leaving them behind. She tells him that she came back to help him and she's so sorry that because of her, he's lost his one chance to go home.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

SORRYJACK

Jack asks if Juliette went too.

"No. They left her too."

"Why?"

"You know her better than I do."

"Now what?"

"Now? Now we go back."

Kate helps him up and outside.

Back in the world, Cassidy drops Kate at her freshly repaired car. Kate asks for the name of the guy who ripped her off, so she can try and repay the favours that Cassidy has done for her by finding him and punishing him somehow.

Instead of giving Kate the name of the con man (How weird would it be if Kate had known who Sawyer was all along?) Cassidy instead tells her that she's pregnant with the guy's baby.
Kate's advice is to go to the cops and get the guy locked up, but Cassidy wonders if Kate will ever be able to forgive her own Mother for doing that to her.

Kate's answer is no.

In their last moments together, Kate shares her real name with her friend.

Anyone want to bet that's not all they've now got in common?

Kate and Jack leave the house to find Juliette waiting for them. Sayid joins them, explaining that he can find no sign of where the Others have gone.

"It's like fifty people disappeared into thin air."

As they start off towards their camp, Sayid objects to Juliette's presence.

"She is not coming with us."

"Yes, she is."

"Why?"

"Because they left her behind, too"

Along with bets about Kate's oven and possible bun, I'm taking bets that Jack lives to regret that command decision.